I'm an Australian living in Colorado. I wear a watch with f-stops instead of numbers. I watch Doctor Who and listen to Muse. I'm an unapologetic nerd. People also tell me I've got one of the strangest Australian accents they've heard. I don't think I have an accent. Everyone else has the accent.
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molgera:

woahtherepeasant:

justacatt:

molgera:

woahtherepeasant:

molgera:

follow me for more of me complaining about how i have no one to kiss

Damn people will have to follow you for some other reason, I’ve got plans for you tonight

woah

ALRIGHT WHO’S GIVING OUT HOW-TO-BE-FUCKING-SMOOTH LESSONS AND NOT LETTING ME KNOW BECAUSE I SWEAR EVERYONE BUT ME IS GOING

You can’t let an advanced student into a beginners class, I’m sorry

is this happening

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uncolorfulskittles:

curlingharry:

littlemissmargaery:

australians-assemble:

cutecourf:

iwriteblogsnottragedies:

purupurupikopuyo:

i still can’t believe wagga wagga, walla walla, bong bong, poowong, wonglepong and woolloomooloo are all 100% real place names in this country

you forgot wollongong

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I feel I should also inform you that Tittybong is a real place

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Is Australia even real

I’d fucking hope so. I’m from there. Otherwise I’ve been living a lie for 32 years. 

There’s also Wyalkatchem (WA 6485)